Lesbian Woman Gives Birth To Demon Baby

Now that the news is out, I must come clean with my readers.

For those of you who know me. I am a gay woman.

My partner Penny and I tried to have children for many years.

But do to my hysterectomy, and Penny's health issues,

we have come to the conclusion that we are not going to have children.

EXCEPT FOR WHAT HAPPEND TO ME

Not to long ago....

I woke up pregnant, with no explainations,no drunk nights out,

No men, and ....No uterus.

I am in total disbelief, but, hey, I just roll with the punches.

I have had 2 false labors, that I now must come clean and share with you.

Here, some photographer caught me,

at my 1st appointment with my OBGYN during the 1st false labor occurance.

The next scene is EVEN WORSE.

My 2nd false labor occurance

which was caught on video camera by one of our major networks

WBAD TV.

I will keep you updated.

~Barb