The Truth About Miracle Grow

I have to say that a product I have ALWAYS heard about,

but NEVER tried, is Miracle Grow.

I have heard that this stuff is AWESOME.

My neighbor Sal, uses this on his award winning roses.

I have also seen Sal outside with a "Miracle Grow Garden Hose Attachment".

I decided, that because our 3 new tree's and 29 new arborvitea's,

I would buy this for Penny and I.

So there I was in Walmart, I found the Miracle Grow hose thingy,

and I picked up an extra box of the stuff as well.

I got home,

I screwed the Miracle Grow Hose attachment that was filled with the Miracle Grow

to my hose, turned on the hose and KA-BLAM!

I got a snoot full of Miracle Grow and Water sprayed in my face!

I hadn't screwed the attachment on tight enough.

Well, I continued on, and watered everything I needed to.

I had finally tried Miracle Grow (in every sense of the word!)

Of course, my warped mind starts to think,

Gee, I wonder if my nose or eyes or whole face will

start to grow now! Lol!

So as I lie in my bed sleeping, I have this dream of me in Walmart, in the garden section, getting ready to pick out my Miracle Grow.

AND AS I REACH MY HANDS

OUT TOWARD THE BOX OF MIRACLE GROW

ON THE SHELF, I AM STUNNED....

AAHHH!