G.O.M.A. vs. G.P.S.

Before I jump into my day, and the storytelling....
I want to take some time to THANK YOU for reading what I have to say. This time with you means a lot to me.

Now I will jump into the day, the storytelling and the future.

I am sure most of you have heard of the GPS system. This system allows you to get INSTANT Directions to where you wish to go. GPS has also been known to LOCATE people, cars, cell phones.

Let me introduce you to a NEW system that I have been privy to for sometime now.

The research for this has been approx. 18 years in the making.
Introducing the GOMA system.

This is a system that Penny actually invented YEARS ago.
This is a patented time tested formula that NO ONE can duplicate.

GOMA Stands for GPS ON MY ASS.
The function of GOMA is easy and 100% accurate.

Penny will dial a phone number to where I am.
NO MATTER what time she calls, I have JUST SAT DOWN.

These calls are completely RANDOM.
GOMA has NEVER FAILED.
It doesn't matter if I am on a road trip....
I will stop at a rest stop,
go into a stall to pee, and my cell phone starts playing
BIG BOSS MAN by Elvis.

I am home. ALL day.
I work on the lawn, back and front,
I come into the house grab a cold drink, plant my fanny on the recliner,
and GOMA. The Telephone Rings!

Sometimes I have wondered where the camera was. Then I realized that the device must be planted to my ass.

and whenever a certain pressure is applied an alarm must go off wherever Penny is located at the time, and she CALLS!
GOMA. It REALLY WORKS!

Now.... Tonight I cooked BBQ chicken, sauteed garden fresh green beans, and garden grown garlic (from our neighbor God Bless Them!!)

I figured I would have it ready for when Penny comes home from work tonight.

Now, tomorrow is going to be my SALUTE to My Parents.
I am going to go to Yard Sales alone in my van tomorrow.
I will blast Tom Jones and Connie Francis, and Helen Reddy!
I will let you know if I find anything!

Barb