Saturday, August 23, 2008

She's Down.... No.... SHE'S DOWN!




Okay. It's FRIDAY.
The end of a hard week, therefore we MUST END IT HARD!
Penny woke up not feeling great, but willing to push her way thru work.

UNTIL THE FALL.

Penny was getting dressed and she fell, hurting her arm, hip,
and her sha-lay-lee!

Penny stayed home, laid down, and went to bed.While Penny lay sleeping, I decided to go to the Post Office and pick up the 3 articles that I needed to sign for (My AVON Business Cards came in!!) and then I went to pick up Penny's medication. From there I decided to go to the dollar store and pick up some greenery, and I also got some Halloween treat bags, and toys (never to early to prepare!)

I was tired BEFORE I left, but still I wanted to go to Petco, and pick up some things for our new Beardie "Angel Lynn" ( I want her home to be
all set up for her arrival next week).

Then I headed over to "Ollie's" a new store that opened.
This was a liquidation place, LOADS to look at.

I started to walk around, I got to look at the left, the back and the right side of the store. I wanted to go up the middle isle, but I suddenly felt overwhelmed, and nauseated.


I decided to just get my ass over to the check out line.
Well.... I had 2 women in front of me.
I kept hearing the cashier saying
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIGN UP TO BE IN OLLIE'S ARMY"
You get discounts with this card....

Finally it was my turn, and the cashier said would you please excuse me....


He leaves for at least 10 minutes.
In that time, I felt myself.......
(well, I didn't actually "FEEL MYSELF")

I felt shaky, sweaty, and then BAM I hit the floor.
The cashier from 3 lanes away came running,
the customer's were concerned and standing around.


(My cashier was nowhere to be found!!)

And the woman said that BY LAW they needed to call an ambulance!

Well, there I lay on the floor of the bargain store,
the EMT's checking my pulse, and asking me if I am a diabetic....
They asked if I wanted to go to the hospital, I SAID NO!

ALL I seemed to give a damn about was my Ollie's Army Discount card!
I wanted MORE SAVINGS!!

I managed to drive back home, and rest.
hey, I got my damn Ollie's card!!
That is really all I WANTED!!

1 comment:

Treeshie said...

Okay, first...that cashier shouldn't have disappeared while he still had customers on his line, he couldn't have said he was closed, second...Where can I get an Ollie's Card???!!! Hope you're feeling better seester(and neepee too)!!!! Love you!