My Ass & My Face???

Remember that old joke:

"Ya Gotta Match?

and the wise guy would bark back at cha'

"Yeah, Your Face and My Ass!"

Unfortunately.... I got Praaaa-blums! My Hemmeroids aren't Hemmeroids. I have to go to a rectal surgeon. In other words: The Dreaded ASSMAN.

I also "clench" my teeth at night. Right now, my jaw is very painful, and eating isn't easy (now there's a diet!) I have been sleeping A LOT, and my teeth hurt on one side as well. So I think I just covered my face and my ass!

Rememeber: YOU chose to read this blog, and I have NO SHAME.

I put it out there.

If it is happening in my life, for the most part it's on my blog.

So if you are offended by severe ass pain

(don't worry I refrained from photo's!)

Then this blog is NOT for you.

On a completely different note.... I have been putting all my time and energy into a new website. I have Created and Authored this site, and I love watching it grow. I just built this site and already I have followers and fans. I am truly Blessed that it is taking off like it is. The site is dedicated to Bearded Dragon Owners and their AWESOME Dragons. http://www.beardeddragonhaven.com/

Another cool surprise is that I am also in the works of Authoring a book series.

I never in my life thought that I could write a book. I have written a short story, and songs, but never a book. I hope the 1st edition will be available for purchase by March 2009.

WISH ME LUCK!

Remember: Sucess is NOT measured by what you own, or what you wear. True success is measured by HOW MANY you own, and HOW you wear it! B.A. Del Piano