Thursday, January 22, 2009

YEA No More Caroline But Hee Haw Here I Come

The Good News is that Caroline Kennedy is NOT going to run for the Senator's seat for New York to replace Hillary Clinton! I am THRILLED! I watched 3 different interviews with Caroline Kennedy, and in ALL interviews she HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT!

When asked in these seperate interviews "What can you offer to the State of New York and the Senator position?" her answer was the same "I have many contacts in Washington". THAT WAS IT! No ideas. Not ONE.

The only thing I noticed about Caroline Kennedy is that she looks similar to Meredith Baxter! (and Baxter looks one heck of a lot better!)



On the flip side....
I went to the dentist today.
My back tooth on the left side has been bothering me horribly
for about 2 weeks. My lower jaw as well.
Here I am thinking, hey, it's a simple consultation they will take xrays,
and tell me my fate....
(Hey, nowadays, you can even sit in that dreaded chair
and watch a flat screened TV!)
As I sat there in the chair entertaining myself with the flat screened
TV and Nitrisoxide.... Nora the Dental Tech came in to tell me my fate!

I have to have 8 teeth pulled, bottom dentures and....
I may have TMJ (Hey Burt Reynolds another thing we have in common!)
and I am looking at fake teeth on the bottom! HEEE HAW here I come!

**Remember** "Never get your toothpaste and your hemorrhoid cream get mixed up" - B.A. Del Piano 2009

4 comments:

PissedOffAtMom said...

Well now (with a twang).....afterwards....we're going to have to change your name to "Betty Jo Del Piano" to go with your new "look"!!

LOL!!

Barb Del Piano said...

Bite Me!

Treeshie said...

Thith tree ith the thpirit of the Grithwold family chrithmith.... :)

I haven't been to the dentist in so long, I didn't know they even had TV's in the office...
I'm almost POSITIVE I have TMJ as well, my jaw cracks constantly.
Hey, you'd fit it quite well down here in the "Sowf"..

Anonymous said...

Only you can have your picture taken in the dentists office and make a joke out of it. Can you imagine what you would be like if you weren't in pain. They would all drop dead of laughter. It's hard to catch our breath now when you do all of the funny things that you do. YOU ARE WAY TOO MUCH!!!!! Maybe Daddy tickled me a lot when I was pregnant and I laughed so much it jiggled you inside. HAHAHAHAHA